you’re laughing. they’re horrifically misinterpreting my favorite character’s personality and you’re laughing
It's worth noting that the Nazis called him from the lobby of the building and threatened him, and King Kirby, an accomplished boxer, said "Sure, I'll be right down" and they weren't there when he got there. Because they wanted to intimidate him, and, having failed, got the hell out because their power comes from fear.
somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
My brother is a librarian, and his library is one of the ones that hosts Drag Queen Story Time.
He is also 6'3", 300 lbs of Heavy Weapons Librarian.
This week, some karen showed up to take video of said storytime. She was unmoved by the director of the library telling her their policy against taking video in the children's room.
My brother was also unmoved. Specifically, he was unmoved from his position directly in the line of karen's cellphone. She got video of an acre of blue broadcloth shirt, and that's it.
Other people who showed up to scowl at the drag queen decided they had other things to do that day when my brother scowled at them. He inherited our Mama's scowl, and it's a good one.
Sometimes, an ally looks like a big fat bald white guy. Sometimes, an ally looks like a wall.
talking to a beautiful woman while she's smoking a cigarette like [don't ask her to put it out on you don't ask her to put it out on you don't ask her to put it out on you don't ask her to put it out on you don't ask her to put it out on you don't ask her to put it out on you don't ask her to put it out on you don't ask her to put it out on you don't ask her to put it out on you don't ask her to put it out on you don't ask her to put it out on you don't ask her to put it out on you don't ask her to put it out on you don't ask her to put it out on you] hey epic cigarette, i'm a huge fan of smoking actually. you know i saw that there's not an ashtray out here and i was just wondering if y
















